What did you do last night?
Pwotted on how to kill Bwass Eagle…and failed.

Favorite subject in school?
I loved chemistwy in cowege, but I flunked…ev’wy cwass.

One word that describes you?
Evil Genius.

We said one word.
I said “Evil Genius.”

The best thing?
The Caretaker’s happiness. When he’s not, I get hurt.

The last person you spoke to?
Does da Caretaker count as a person? I’ll say Bwass Eagle, den.

Parents married?
Umm…I don’t know.

Are you a social person?
Living on an abandoned island is a radder lonely expewience.

What did you have for breakfast?
Kibbles & Bits garnished with a bit of basil.

Your favorite thing to spend money on?
Big, showy science equipment with bright fwashy lights and big red buttons that say “Do Not Touch.”

Do you hate someone?
Bwass Eagle.

And Pierce Bwosnan.