(To the tune of “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.” Also, Hercky is my cat, short for Hercules.)

Hercky, Hercky, Hercky,
I fed you with some food.
And when you’re full you’ll chuck it,
Just like I knew you would.

Then it’ll stain the carpet,
And sink into the floor.
But Hercky, Hercky, Hercky,
You’ll just do it some more!

Then dad’ll order me,
To get the Spot-B-Gone. (Bum bum bum)
I’ll rub it and I’ll rub it,
‘Till the break of dawn!

Oh, Hercky Hercky Hercky,
I fed you with some food.
And when you’re full you’ll chuck it,
Just like I knew you wooouuuuullld!