Ring….ring

“Hallo. Madame Mystere’s Psychic Hotline. How may I help you?”

“Uh, yes, I’m looking to set up an appointment at your shop.”

“All right, sir, just tell me your name and time of appointment.”

”...”

”...Sir?”

“Yes?”

“Please state your name and time of appointment.”

“Well, aren’t you going to tell me?”

Sigh. “Sir, if you think you’re being original and clever, just hang up now. I’d like to know your name and time of appointment.”

”...Fine. But I really do think you should be—”

“Sir!”

“David Hatchbury. 3:00.”

“And nature of visit?”

”...Well, why don’t you te”

click.