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Stump the Stovo! Answers #1

Saint chuck: What is the total combined length of all the bridges in Venice?
Let the total combined length of bridges in Venice=x. [30 + –18/3 {53,420 ÷ 12.54609x (0.968% • 0.62 / x ) } + 42] = x. And there you have it.

Kermitgorf: why can’t we see the other side of the moon?
It’s facing away from us, silly.

Kermitgorf: Can God make a rock so big even he can’t lift it?
Yo. Nes.

Normal Is So YESTERDAY !: Umm… what is my name? Ha! You won’t know it.
Let’s see…how to explain this nicely…your parents have lied to you. All your life. When you were found by your parents in the mid-90s, lying in a gutter, they decided to name you Firenze. Then , by the time you were three and could start remembering things, they decided it was too embarrassing of a name and starting calling you what you think your name is now. Sorry to break it to you this way, but you wanted the truth.

Normal Is So YESTERDAY !: Umm…who sings the song The Girls A Straight Up Hustler?
All Time Low if you really want to know.

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