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Stump the Stovo! Answer #2 (In Which Stovo Illustrates the Care of the Unknown)

Alexis DeHearts: Because I am getting a known known, a known unknown and an unknown unknown as a pets, I want to know what kind of box I should put them in, and if I can keep them in one box together or if they should be seperated?

Well, Alexis, your first problem is that in getting a known known and an unknown unknown at the same time, you are in fact pitting two of Nature’s fiercest foes against each other. That, coupled with the fact that unknown unknowns put in boxes inevitably chew their owners to a pulp the following morning, will no doubt create a very difficult first few days of pet-training.

So anyway, we have established that the unknown unknown should indeed have no box – or be put together with a known known. A known unknown, however, is compatible with either creature. Oh, and the known known should be put in a steel 12”x13”x10” box. The known unknown can have a regular lapdog-sized container.

I hope my instructions have been as enlightening as your question was, Ms. DeHearts. Take care.

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