My name is Frederic Theodore Durmstrell. I am the top of my class, most probably the entire School, and receive no less than an Orange Grade of Academic Perfection every day. My Classmates are all jealous, but what do you expect?

My first book was published just a few weeks ago, and I’ve had one, two. . .no, three Cognitive Recognition Ceremonies (the highest Ceremony of the School), which the entire Student body attended. I like to surprise people, especially the Teachers unfamiliar with my previous accomplishments, with my unprecedented knowledge.

Oh yeah, I’m three years old.