And then there were two! Ah, what fun this is! the suspense, the thrill, the horrifying thoughts that must be running through my victims’ heads! Okay, well just kidding about the last one! Congratulations to Suburban Saint and all the Honorable Mention winners! Now, for the announcement of the century, the winner of the second place award:

A latecomer, a sneaky little (jk!) boy undoubtedly accustomed to winning contests/challenges/competitions/etc., this award goes to Stovohobo for his The Social Studies Fuhrer. It was creative and genuinely Stovohobo-ish!

(cheers! applause! scornful laughter! random people {who will not be named} mispronouncing the word carAmel!)
Congratulations, Stovohobo!

And that only leaves… first place…announced soon (for those of you who do not understand the concept of elimination! hehe!)