that was a serious build-up to a giant letdown. seriously. not cool

That was mean, eh. And wrong too. I’d swear at you, but there’s no way to mark comments as ‘mature’.

Uh oh Stovohobo, seems your fans
( minions) are uprising, thought we were finally going to learn the secret behind the mask..er pen name.

I found the real story on wikipedia – dropped by the stork accidentally dropped in the streets of Hampton and Newport News, VA, & raised by Allen Iverson, a group of hobos, and a pack of feral chickens. They couldn’t afford a crib so they made one out of an old stove they found by the traintracks.

“Stovohobo” got “scared straight” when Matt Foley (motivational speaker) told the story of the kid who liked to throw things & ended up in a van down by the river. Now a famous ficleteer. : )

I think YodaOnCrack is correct, though how will we ever know unless Stovhobo says. Besides, if he tells us the story, how will he kill all of us if he doesn’t know where we live?

no one asks “Where did blueyedwonder, One Time, One Chance, n555champ, FlirtingWithABrickWall, blah blah blabbity yaddah
Oh, no, I’m curious about them too (except Blue, who I assume has blue eyes). I just see your name more often because you right so runting much.
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I thought this was funny as heck, by the way.

Yoda-The Matt Foley reference got me cracking up. I have drama practice tonight, and the teacher is also “Buck Foley”, motivational speaker. He’s paid to impersonate Matt Foley and he does a darn good job of it (right down to the belt adjusting) - he looks like him too!

That strikethrough’s not even funny. That’s…wow. Oh, wow.

Hey Stovo, poor ending. But for formality’s sake, I based mine off a scary experience I had a couple months ago. You want to know what it was, note me. I love to ‘splain stuff in notes.

Glad the Matt Foley reference was relevant! Remember this one? Matt Foley: Once, there was a kid who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!

i’ll happily explain why I gave myself the name One Time, One Chance. but you, oh yes, you stovohobo, has the word “hobo” in it, and to not assume you are a hobo, i too asked you why you are thusly named stovohobo.
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i’m curious – kill me.

lol i also like how i’m put up there with well-known people, as i am scarcely known – thxx =]

love it, dude!!! i think I shall do it to, and explain all my nicknames!!! =)

LETDOWN !!!!!!!!!
LOL . I think that was an awesome build of dramatic tension. BTW I guess none of you are curious where my name came from.

Haha! That was such a letdown!

Oh well. I can live w/o nowing the reason of a name like Stovohobo

really? i can’t…
And this would be five stars if you had acually told us…

I know why his name is stovohobo…..I was there when he came up with is but am I going to tell you?!?

No!!!

also, when you say (insert pen name here)are you referring to me, or are you litterally saying (insert pen name here)?

Oh, sorry, I forgot there was someone here so clever as to make that his/her pen name. Well, I meant it literally, but you can take it however you want.

this was amusing, to say the least…but darn it, you got my hopes up, i thought i was gonna get a little explanation here!

and yes, alexa, you’re right, i do have blue eyes…gee, how DID you figure THAT one out??!! :]