Ok fine, everyone is doing it, it’s officially (haha) become a trend, and so I will join in:
In my science class last year, my teacher was the most awesomely awesome teach in the whold universe (seriously) and everyone used to write funny stuff on the board before class. I also hung out in his room after school to avoid the principal (i’m not in trouble, I just don’t like her) with my friends. We would shoot hilarious videos, listen to music, and generally goof off.

Anyway, back to my name: I always signed my hilarious notes on the board as (Insert Fake Name Here) so I thought that Insert Pen Name Here would be appropriate for Ficlets. I added my real name, Lane, onto it later so I wouldn’t come to be known as IFNH or something.

That, plus that’s what it already said.

Thank you, thank you. No autographs.