Disclaimer: This story is not intended to offend any group. That being said, lyrics are from “Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode.

This is awesome. And that is one great song. Great job.

haha. nice last line. and the cabbage patch doll simile.

Yes, a very fun send-up of mass marketed religion, I thought. It reminded me of the ‘Buddy Jesus’ from ‘Dogma’.

I used to have a Buddy Jesus! He got lost in the move. “Our Father, who art in this box”.

Jesus is the man. [so to speak.]

”…incredulous window shopping soccer moms alike…”
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Hilarious and fantabulous description there.

Congrats on winning the challenge.