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The Flat Dead Squirrel & The Drunk

The flat dead squirrel insisted that the drunken guy take him home before he would grant him his three selfish wishes.

“O…Ok flat dead squirrel, hop in my pocket,” the drunk said. the flat did squirrel did as instructed. The other patrons at the bar paid no attention to the odd pair, as they had issues of their own to deal with.
On the way out they passed a tall man who introduced his Pooka friend Harvey to them.

“Harvey meet my new fr.. friends.. Flat Dead Squirrel and , what’s your name my drunken friend?,” said the tall man with his hand around.. nothing.

The drunk pretended to shake hands with the 6 foot invisible rabbit.

At home with the flat dead squirrel, the drunk made his first wish, “I’d like to shee the Poopka ,poopa..”, he tried to say.

“Pooka, you want to see the Pooka,” The sarcastic flat dead squirrel said. “That’s not selfish enough of a wish.”

“Then make me a poopka of my own to fet..fet.. get my beer.”

“As you wish,” said the flat dead squirrel.

A flat dead pooka appeared.

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