There was once a man named Nathan. Nathan used to live in Seattle, but he soon realized that he had to move away. You see, Nathan had a problem. Nathan … was sexually attracted to one of his roommates.

He had never had this problem before. No matter who he met, he was able to interact with them as a normal, friendly guy. He could talk, joke and laugh. But no, this roommate was different.

Nathan had never thought about guys like he did when he saw Zack on a day to day basis. Zack’s ripping muscles, clever wit, Mensa-like intelligence and computer-hacking skills were just too much for him.

After Zack’s 5th and final rejection, Nathan had to move on. Knowing there would be no better choice for his life partner, he considered thoughts of suicide and grudgingly moved to Colorado.

Once Nathan got to Colorado, his plan was to live somewhere away from civilization. Hopefully, nature would swallow him up. He would die a happy man, buried in an avalanche of wet powder and thinking about his one true love, Zack.