Nathan, in fact, did die. He was smothered in an onslaught of snow that no man or yeti could have survived. His body was found a week after the avalanche by a mountain shaman who was searching for the magic fruit of Bangladesh – we don’t know why the man was searching for the magic fruit of Bangladesh in Colorado, but since he was a shaman, he must known something we don’t.

Nathan’s funeral was an elaborate celebration filled with song and dance. Not a tear was shed, mostly because of global warming and the lack of water. Upon the completion of the funeral celebration, some of Nathan’s personal effects were discovered buried beneath a lone Elm tree in a field far far away. How they found this field is a mystery. But among these personal effects, a journal was found. And this is were the story becomes really interesting.

Included in the journal were personal reflections and an a love note addressed not to Zack but to Callie the Cat and Simba the lion cat…...