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Big Luv's Place of Bidness

As they neared the old brick building, Ero replied “Yea, I’m listenin’ Big Luv, will it help me get my fix?”

” ‘Course man, I wouldn’t leave ya hangin’!”

Big Luv knocked on the door, and a woman cracked the door and asked “Where ya wanna be, man?”

“Big Luv’s Place of Bidness” replied Big Luv as he pressed his thin shoulder against the door. “Now let me ‘n Ero here in, ho.”

The door opened and the scantily clad harlot sauntered off as if forgetting Big Luv and Ero were even there.

“Now, Ero, as I was sayin’. Your mission, should you choose to accept it,” Big Luv chuckled at his cliche before going on, “It’ll get you a week’s worth of fixes, since I ain’t got no other guy for ‘dis.”

“Alright, now what is it you need me to do, already, man?” asked Ero, getting a little testy without his fix.

“I’m gettin to that, man. See, I got this new woman customer, but she don’t want me, or any-a my girls. She’s wantin’ a lighter man, like you Ero. And she wants you to jump her from out a jukebox, ya get that?”

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