“I can’t believe you sent that email to the entire office! I thought that we were friends!â€?

“It was just too good to pass up! And I only sent the email. I wasn’t the one who put you on YouTube.â€?

“What happens at the office Christmas party is supposed to stay at the office Christmas party! How could you guys do this to me?â€?

“Don’t get mad at me! You were the one who forgot about camera phones!â€?

“I can’t believe I would ever do that! Brian is so not my type!â€?

“That’s not what you said last night! You kept saying how much Brian reminded you of one of Santa’s little helpers and how absolutely hot you thought that was. Then you proceeded to profess to everyone at the party how much you love Christmas and it wasn’t because of the holiday season but because of your elf fetish. After that Brian couldn’t escape you.â€?

“The last thing I remember is Brian getting me a third glass of eggnog.â€?

“So tell the truth, do you really think that elves are hot or do you just like guys with pointy ears?â€?