Finally 100 ficlets !! and now for My 1st ever Ficlets challenge. Using the season’s of –
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or even festivus, or make up a holiday, the only thing is, it has to be FUNNY and ALL dialogue.

Contest ends after the New Year’s day 2008.
Comments or note will help in the judging.

The Holiday Story

“Mommy, I don’t want to sit on Satan’s lap, he smells like Uncle Dudley.”

“Johnny, his name is Santa, not Satan, and he doesn’t smell like Uncle Dudley, now we’ve been in line for two and a half hours, if you think I’m walking out that door without a picture of you on Santa Claus’s lap, you’ve got another think coming young man.”

“What should I ask Satan for Mommy?”

“Nothing expensive dear, Santa’s had a bad year, he had to layoff some elves, so don’t ask for much ok, sweetie? Hop up on Santa’s lap dear, there you go.”

“Uncle Dudley is that you?”

“Shut up kid, and don’t ask for anything expensive.”