The moment you’ve all been waiting the whole season for:

The Winners of the Funny Holiday Dialogue Challenge :
#3 Judee4u2 gets the 3rd place prize award; Worst Holiday Meal Award for RoadKill Stew, remind me not to accept dinner invitations to your house!

#2Crackinthesidewalk gets 2nd place award for Smile For the Camera, The Christmas Puke Award for the real life rendition of a kid getting sick all over the Claus.

and the Winner is, the one that made me laugh the hardest, loudest, longest, when I needed the laughter the most:

#1 Horrorfan13 for Best Job In the World, the Jolly Fat Man Day Award for Excellence in Dialouge, made me almost feel sorry for the His Jolliness, almost.

Great job all of you, thanx for entering my 1st Challenge
Happy New Year 2008!