Get shoes. Go back upstairs. Put on socks that you forgot when you got dressed.

Go back downstairs. Get shoes (again). Put on shoes.

Say goodbye to cats.

Go out the door, try to get in car. Go back inside, get keys.

Say goodbye to wife and kids (ignore the cats, you don’t like them anyways).

Go out the door, wonder why you’re cold. Go back inside get coat.

Go out the door, get in car.

Pull out of the driveway, start to go to work. Turn around. Go home. Go inside get lunch.

Pull out of the driveway, start to go to work. Drive. For 40 minutes. Go inside.

Sit down at desk. Get up. Go to coffee machine. Go back to desk. Get coffee cup. Go back to coffee machine. Get coffee. Go back to desk.

Sit down at desk. Get out laptop. Stop.

Go outside, get in car, go home, get laptop, think about going back to work.

Go back to bed. Try again tomorrow.