Evoking Cthulhu in the Simon/Blake/Everyone Else In God’s Green Earth ficlet chain has obviously had it’s inevitable outcome: you’ve obviously gone deeply and irrecoverably insane.
Just kidding, man. Very funny stuff.

Glad you like, Sir Tarzan. Figured this would be something up your alley. And — yea — I thought it was funny.

So, I’ll admit this, this ficlet chain is a fun little experiment. Here are my rules of engagement:

(1) Since this is an obvious parody, the words “Doctor” and “Who” can’t appear next to one another — while still, hopefully, giving a clear picture of the character being alluded to.

(2) All the entries have to reach ficlet nirvana (exactly the maximum character count allowed by ficlets).

(3) All entries will recap (in one form or another) what happened previously for the benefit of new readers.

you had me at who-ville.

you had me at who-ville.

what the crap??!?!

ummm… I gave you 5 stars but it gave you twins instead….
WEIRD !

Thanks anyway, Keen13. The ficlets rating system has problematic for the last few days. I reported it to the almighty Lords of Ficlet, so I’m sure they are doggedly perusing every line of code for offending binary.

You had me at Doctor, the Whoville was just the icing.