Of Wales and Sharks

Another unfortunate result of the jumbled Universe was that it spawned an entire new tribe of people off the coast of Wales (though due to the recent mix-up, called “Sharks”). The people of Sharks were an abnormally eccentric group, believing themselves to have supernatural powers beyond that of any mortal.

The only problematic factor in this assumption is, unsurprisingly, that they were certifiably insane.

One power they believed themselves to possess was the ability to slow time and even fly. This was mostly due to the fact that Keanu Reeves had never been born, and therefore The Matrix, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, and the Speed series were never made.

Naturally, after they had discovered they couldn’t, after all, slow time and fly, they believed that they had the ability to wantonly blow up buses and cruise ships at will.

This, just as unsurprisingly, quite upsetted the Pussycat Dolls as their tour bus exploded on the way to a concert in Brooklyn.

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