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Don't mess with the duck

“ohh look at the stupid duck!”’ Luke said.
“its just a duck”, said James.
“Well I’m going to hit the stupid duck!”, Luke said. He grabs a rock and hits the duck in the head. It turns at Luke. “Whatcha gonna do now you stupid duck!”, chuckles Luke as he pelts the duck with another rock.
“I don’t think thats a good idea Luke!”, James yells.
“Ah! its just like you said it’s only a duck”, laughs Luke and he throws another rock.
The duck was angry now as he started to waddle quickly to Luke.
“hahaha! that duck is coming towards me! ooooo I’m sooooo scared”, he says and throws one last rock.
There came the duck half running and flying mouth open towards Luke. Luke screams like a girl and runs away, duck chasing quickly after. After a few bites Luke finally gets away, he comes back to James, who is laughing his head off.
“ha..ha..ha..! that wasn’t very funny…”, says Luke, embarrassed.
“HAHAHAHA!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS ! YOU SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL !!!”, laughs James, laying on the floor from laughing so much.

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