Yeah, it finally happened.

My 100th ficlet.

And, as so many before me, I am going to issue a challenge. Really, I’m going to issue multiple challenges.

Why?

Because I’m indecisive, and because I can.

Here are your choices.

The Narcissistic Challenge (This is because I love me, not for you loving you.)
Sequel one of my ficlets. It’s as simple as that.

The Worst Ficlet Challenge
This requires a team effort. One team member must write the worst ficlet they can, then the other team member writes an amazing sequel or a rewrite of what they think the first team member intended to say (without asking).

The Gassy Challenge
Write a ficlet with the line “I’ve got gas!...Wait, now I don’t.” Why? Because I said so.

The ‘What A Twist!’ Challenge
Take one of my ficlets in a completely different direction with as little implausibility within the story as possible.

You are welcome to make an entry for all, there will be a winner for each. Also, please send me a note if you’re sequeling something.