Has your protagonist not seen one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Enjoy getting your neck snapped for all eternity, pal.

Throw. An. Exception! It’s the only way to get out of a recursive loop without overflowing the call stack. [smirk]

Well, an infinite recursive loop with no conditionals. Meh.

Well, it made me laugh…

I could have hours of fun posting this repeatedly as a sequel and prequel to itself.