B to the E to the N to the P To the Addon,
Babblin’ and incoherent like John Madden,
Didn’t pick myself a clever nom de plume and now I’m saddened,
Enraged and enmaddened. Could’ve picked one – What happened?
Do I just lack flair and originality?
Have I lost my perspicacity? Am I just a fatality
Of our vulturous culture that thrives on entertainment?
It’ll take a team of research scientists to try’n explain it.

Peace out. Apparently.