My name is Yoda

That’s what I told-ya

Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya

with my light saber or a jedi mind trick

I’ll use tha Force, make you think you’re on a pogo stick

Floatin’ up high – way up in the Cloud City

Drink your Gin and Juice right beside a space kitty

Livin’ on the Def Star – what a disaster

and to think I used to be a Jedi Master…

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YODAONCRACK …

He’s YODAONCRACK …-

He’s YODAONCRACK …

...went down the dark side,
now he’s never comin’ back_

Not the same, am I – since I started smokin’ crack

Went down the dark side now I’m never comin’ back

Hangin’ out with stormtroopers right here on the Def Star

and droid drug dealers right behind the space bar

Gettin’ my hallucinations

Screw the drug cessation

Feelin’ my hip gyrations

On this big space station

Gettin’ my hallucinations

Think ‘bout drug cessation

Feelin’ my hip gyrations

On this big space station

YODAONCRACK
He’s…