Darth Vader raised his hand and Yoda was thrown against the wall. As Yoda rose to his feet, Vader motioned to the Space DJ and a loud drum beat echoed through the room. Vader dropped to his knees and began to break dance, executing a perfect windmill power move.

Yoda and a droid drug dealer stepped up to the mic and began to rap. The rap was uploaded to the mainframe of the Def Star and instantly transferred to the ficlets web site. It is known as the YodaOnCrack Rap Song and is sung by space hustlas throughout the universe.

Here’s the music video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6899695637148489668&hl=en