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Miss Bardot Rap

You wanna know the truth?
Its comin right here!

My name is Miss Bardot and you betta
Be scaaaaaared!

I’m comin’ right at ya
I’m the Venus in Furs

[ Marquis de Sade Yo! ]

Ya better pull back
Before I deter

I’ve gotta wicked cat-mask
That makes the guys purr

[ Masochists yo! ]

B to the A
To the D-O-T

Never say DOT
Its D-O-E!

[ French yo! ]

Some may mistake me
For that sexy french ho

But I dont screw Gainsbourg
My man is D-Bo

[ David Bowie Yo! ]

Oh oh, oh oh you know.

Never say DOT
Its D-O-E!

[ Miss Bardot Yo! ]

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