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The Mr. Darcy Rap

My name’s Mrs. Darcy
I’ve got to say
Lizzy Bennet though she had him
but I stole him away

The grounds of Pemberly
is the best of all ‘hoods
Derbyshire’s hot shit
And we’re pimpin’ in the woods

I’ve got the man every
lady wishes she had
Fergie think she’s got men
Then she saw me and is so mad

I’m rollin’ in the big ones
In the Hollywood crowd
Partyin so hard
And let’s get looouuuddd!

Yeah
Me and Mr. Darcy
bow-chica-bow-wow
Yeah I’m Mrs. Darcy
Ooooh yeah

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