Kermitgorf, dat’s my name

ask me again , I’ll tell ya da same.

My peeps tell me dat I got game,

If you don’t agree dat’s a shame.

I’m known round here as Kermitgorf

I’m too darn tall to be a dwarf,

or dat golfing dude Dorf.

Kermtigorf dats my name,

If you dont remember it , you to blame

You’re just jealous cause my fame

Dis rap is what ya’ll call tame,

If you don’t like my rap, den you is lame.