umm. . .

i shoulda changed my pen name,
cuz seriously, i got no game.
or rhymes, as you can see,
i’m such an idiot, obviously
im runnin outta rhymes,
but i got all o’ dis time.

my friends think i’m loco,
seriously, no joke-o?
i suck at rappin’
i doubt dat you’re clappin’.

like i deserve applause,
there’s nuttin i could think of to rhyme but paws.

wow, this is bad,
it’s makin’ me mad!

so i guess i’ll just give up,
yeah, that’s a good idea, yup.

i hope i didn’t kill you yet,
it’s not fatal, don’t fret.

although it is harmful,
ask my friend,

i broke her eardrums.

i should be ashamed,
but i’m not.

how nice.

those last lines didn’t even rhyme.

how sad