The Mind Of The Enemy
General Y’glgxxyxkr
“Earth feline parasite! Useless creature! By firing live Earth-type parasite into enemy lines, Kroll force puny Earth-humans to spend vital food resources on Earth-type felines! Therefore Kroll win!”
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Interviewer
“So, you’re say—”
General Y’glgxxyxkr
“Frankly, Kroll not spend much time on strategy. Not research puny Earth planet. Invasion spur-of-moment thing. Kroll Armada actually on way to Denebian take-out for Crown Prince Ykks’ks’kor. Decide pull over, little invasion on way.”
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Interviewer
“You’re saying that the psychological warfare asp—”
General Y’glgxxyxkr
“Kroll really not think through kitten mortars. Seem good idea at time.”
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