Haha, incompetence and genius at the same time…Brilliant!

Howie, you’re the best! What more can I say? Other than your pacing in drawing this story out over multiple ficlets, going from rising horror to absurdity to hilarity was very well done. Was the pacing a deliberate choice, or a happy accident?

This ficlet is a punchline.

Amazing, amazing, amazing.

Seven frikkin’ stars are needed here.