My entry in the Fyora’s Worst Ficlet Challenge. Now it’s someone else’s turn to write a sequel that actually turns it into a decent story.

…That’s really not that bad.
It didn’t say much, but it’s not that bad.

You’re bloody right it’s “not that bad”! It’s dead brilliant if I might say so myself. I believe that, in a mere 1024 characters, I have captured the true, soul-desecrating, mind-eradicating horror of what it must be like to be forcibly violated in a sexual manner up the bum by a hairy half-man, half-goat, Satyr-like goat-man. Out of all the ficlets depicting goat-man-on-man buggery, I dare say this ficlet is in the top ten.

Any story that pays homage to Garth Marenghi gets 5 stars from me.

thats not bad thats good you suck (???)

Well, thank you, fellow travelers. Finally, someone who respects true genius.

“Out of all the ficlets depicting goat-man-on-man buggery, I dare say this ficlet is in the top ten.”

That right there is comedy gold.

Sickest/funniest thing I ever read, satire at it’s bloody good best.