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What happens when you assemble a doorknob incorrectly

So I’m staring at the doorknob. Why am I staring at my doorknob? I’m retarded. Ooh cool, if a move around it reflects all these pretty colors! That’s awesome. I really shouldn’t have put it on backwards. Now the lock is on the other side. Those ideas that go on forever bug me. Those ones that loop around back to themselves again. Like the ‘if god can do anything can he create a rock that can’t move’ one. That one annoys me, I must think of an answer. Yes. The answer is yes. he can, he’s just not dumb enough to. The chicken/egg one annoys me too. I say rooster. I thought of another one of those earlier but I can’t remember. Oh well. This bathroom smells weird. It’s probably that scented candle over there. Smell of spinach casserole?! What kind of scented candle is this?! Yeuch. Dumb doorknob. I’m going to try it again. Nope, it’s still locked. I really shouldn’t have put the lock on the outside.

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