I hope this is ok, I’m not very good at long monolougues.

Definitely fits the challenge, with a sort of resigned desperation with a sprinkle of tangents. Not sure if they were typos, but a few spots were hard to follow. I liked the extremely odd scented candle though.
LoA

Its great, I too like the scented candle part!

lol, this is funny. I love the pretty colors thing. That’s something I would say.