“She’s So Unusual” thought Brenda but did not say. “It’s more unusual that somehow she managed to throw a brick through my window with the same note attached. “What is that girl up to?”
“I dont know” sighed Suelyne, “and im not sure I want to. Marissa scares me and the way she passes gas constantly really makes me want to murder her.”
“Say that would be fun, do you think we could get away with it?” Brenda was always one for taking the ball and running with it.
“Get away with what?” asked Suelyne vacantly
“Get away with murdering marissa!” Brenda ejaculated forcefully. “You just mentioned it! Are you high on drugs again?”
“No,Yes, i mean No, im not high on drugs” Suelyne giggled. “We would probably get away with murdering Marissa since im fairly sure no one would miss her or even care she’s gone. Not even her mother”
“Then let’s do it!” Brenda cackled in a voice reminiscent of an evil witch “Let’s fix that bitch once and for all”