Very amusing take. I like the subtle mixing of competing versions of vampirism as if both exist in some reality and naturally hate one another. The matter-of-fact, you-should-already-realize-this tone works quite well also.
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Great! I love sardonic vampires.

lmao!
highly original. :]

I like the two competing factions idea too. :)

Love the Classic vampire’s sarcasim.

playing with their food. Totally wonderful. I like how the Classicals look down on the nouveau-fanged.

ahh,nice one i think