Where am I? Oh, of course I’m in my house. What’s that noise? I peer around the corner of my stairs, trying to find the source of commotion. Suddenly, fear grips me, I’m being ambushed by pirates! I knew I was too obsessed w/ Jack Sparrow. Anyways, what am I gonna do? Suddenly I go all kung fu and I’m like bam, wham, take that. Then the last pirate standing gets me.

What to do but take out my…handy dandy pocket knife! Oh yes, I scare him off, then my bff T comes and “saves the day”. I really knew that I did all the tough stuff, but he thinks he’s all cool. Oh yes, so then we are at school. All of a sudden, Mr. Burns from the Simpsons sends T and I after some stuff, or we will be re-captured by the pirates and won’t make it out alive!

So T’s dad’s red Mazarati(hah! as if!) drives up, and T leaves before I could ask my mom if I could go.

I run to the school office and sit outside it, talking to my friends. Finally, T arrives with..the old book and can of Coke!! Yay, we’re saved!!