I didn’t know if it were possible to have that much humor in so little space. That actually made me smile “out loud” and that doesn’t happen often. Good job.

Poor Steven HAHAHAHAHA

Wow, I just choked on a cookie.

lol I just choked on a cracker.

hahahahaha that was hilar!!

hahaha! If I had something I would have choked on it!

btw that was my 200th ficlet! thank you!!!!

comment..ficlet comment typos suck!

You are a sick genius.
Also, I’m going to give Blusparrow’s comment above (_If I had something I would have choked on it!) 5 stars for being an excellent double-entendre.

There should be a “don’t eat while reading this ficlet.” Especially with holiday goodies in abundance! Laughing and coughing don’t mix! Hilarious!!!!

I choked on chocolate! Hialrious!

lol..good thing i wasn’t eating anything…lol hilarious!!

I agree with Blusparrow…I would have choked on something…You are so totally going to win that challenge….

LOL , literally, Great Job!

lmao. uuuuuur cool/

lol, that’s hilarious

I’m glad I wasn’t eating.
I’m sorry for the repeat but that was hilarious!

That was delightful for all the wrong reasons.

Just awesome.
The funniest part, for me: My boyfriend’s name is Steven.
Even though it’s a fairly common name, the fact that you picked that name particularly adds a touch of personal hilarity.

That’s a good argument against women’s equality. No matter how a woman tries or how talented she is, her penis will never come out right. I guess that’s why they keep replacing them

in response to The Dod:
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA .
i also know somebody named steven! that made this twice as funny, if that’s possible.
oh, and by the way – i choked on pizza. i really should put it down before i scroll up and read it again.