Lol, I like this. It’s very creative. I love the coincidence how his last name is Grey.

I agree with flute, it was very creative. Nice too.
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I was expecting the story to be about tea.. imagine that! I like your use of German. Very entertaining, It adds something to the story. well done ol Chap!

As a certified German, I can tell you all that that is not German…except hosenfrau. That means pants women…but I really have no idea where you were going with that. Anyways, nice story.

Nice. I liked the humor and assumptions.

Definitely lots of grey. Was the spaceship covered in goo? Seems a messy way to travel. Or maybe space goo turns grey during reentry. Hmm, questions, questions.
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