Doctor's Prescription

“Uhm, Doctor, Look, there’s something wrong with my dick.”

“Really, let me see. Hmm, yes, what do you think nurse?”

“Ah, reminds me, I need to pick up some Dill pickles on the way home,” said the Nurse.

“Yes,” the Doctor agreed. “The minature ones.”

“But, Doctor, look it’s really, really stiff. Can you do something about it?”

Doctor whacks said appendage with a ruler. “Hmm, that seems to have worked nicely.”

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