No matter how much sleep I get, I’m always tired. So I stay up until two in the morning and sleep ‘til noon.

Even after I finish my yogurt, I still suck on the spoon until someone takes it away from me.

If I don’t get a glass of Diet Coke everyday, you can’t expect me to be very social.

I absolutely hate, hate, hate it when my mom makes my bed. She just doesn’t do it right. And it’s not like I don’t do it myself.

I hate when people kiss my ear, or even in the vicinity of my ear.

I only eat frozen pizza if I’ve put extra cheese on it before it went in the oven.

I don’t like reading magazines in front of people.