Jenunique likes a little Dr. Pepper in her glass of ice.

Should Jenunique decide to paint her nails midnight plum, or dye her hair on one particular day, ignore it, for it will fade.

Noone should touch the chair that Jenunique places her hiney in. Period.

Knitted brow, blank stare normally means that Jenunique is in serious deep thought, probably contemplating the solution to the many problems plaguing the known world; should one interrupt these thoughts, the world will never be fixed.

There should be a bubble of air at least three feet in diameter around jenunique at all times for people that do not know Jenunique. 5 feet for some that she does. ;)

Jenunique carries on conversations with herself; many times these become audible and an eavesdropper should not ask, “What did you say?” for she will not answer.

There is an order to the chaos that Jenunique has created of her own volition. Do not try to organize that chaos for Jenunique is chaotically driven.

Jenunique loves to B.S. alot.