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Crazy Quirky MBTM

My quirks… OOO !

I always have to be outside when I’m on the phone. Outside or writing. I don’t care if it’s half a degree out there. If I don’t have a writing idea, I’m walking up and down my driveway endlessly. When I get off the phone, I go inside, sit down, and watch television perfectly still.

AND LORD , AM I A SOUTHERN GIRL !

This means that I don’t care what I look like around the house, but don’t go outdoors without brushing my hair 47 times.

When exaggerating, I almost always use a number that ends in 0 or 7. This ranges from 10 to 97. (Y’all know what I’m talking about, doncha??)

If I read the directions, everything has to be EXACTLY right. Unless it’s hot chocolate and calls for water. I use milk. Works better.

-MBTM

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