I give you five stars, but stop talking about the people I work with. Thanks.

Hilarious comment by Hobo Beard Bob aside, great job coming up with a bizarre and jarring ficlet, all full of possibilities and stuff. Really makes me ponder what was going on in your head!
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This reminds me of those gossipy PTA mothers and such. Enough to make anyone sick. Great story though.
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Haha, there were some lines in there that made me laugh. And, of course, Hobo Beard Bob. But he’s not part of the ficlet itself. =)

I laughed way to hard at ”… a sweating grotesque” there’s a lot of gold in here, loved it.

Wow, when did we start writing about my professors? The descriptions are priceless!

Silly funny at your best Howie, you description of these otherworldy creatures in a mundane office type setting was genius! Stovo, one of your funniest Non challenges ever!