Big Brother 204, NASCAR edition.

“Hi, I’m the clone of Julie Chen, returning for another season of Big Brother on CBS . This season’s twist is that our housemates are all clones of famous NASCAR drivers from the early 2000s.”

“This week, there’s been some romance in the house…Let’s watch.”

The screen goes to fuzz and white noise.

...I can’t do this. I thought I could, but I can’t. I just cannot flesh out this idea of fusing Big Brother and NASCAR , and basing the plot around one of them losing their virginity. I wish I could, but I just don’t have it in me.

So, I will take this time to introduce my newest crusade: To write ficlets corresponding to as many bad crossover Fanfiction ideas as I can.

For those who are interested in helping: www.kaction.com/badfanfiction

It’s a random generator, so you may not get the same one I did, but it’s still great for inspiration.

Also, I’d love to see someone do what I couldn’t bear to do myself.