“So let me get this straight,” Hanna says. “I’m a succubus now, because I had sex with demons ten times in less than a day.”

“Nine with me, one with her, yeah,” the demon says.

“I still can’t believe that counts!” Emma complains.

“This is just sooooo cool!” Hanna says. “That bitch Stephanie can just eat her heart out now!”

Emma claps a palm to her face. “I can’t believe this. What am I gonna do?“

“You could always go to Hollywood, become the next big movie or singing star,” the demon suggests.

Emma looks at him. “What?”

“Really! Hollywood’s full of succubi.” He smirks. “What, do you really think Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith all became famous because they were talented?” The demon chuckles. “I happen to know that the real reason Britney has been going commando lately is that panties chafe her tail something awful.”

“Wow!” Hanna says. “That really does explain so much!”

“Don’t it, though?” The demon grins. “But for now…let’s go find a party. This is gonna be fun.”