“But the question still lingers…WHY DID YOU CROSS THE ROAD ?!?!” ASked a slightly deranged reporter.
“Woah. Cool it Mr.” Replied the too-cool-for-school chicken.
“I can’t believe I’m being told off by a… by a chicken!” The reporter muttered.
“Ok ok calm down won’t you all. Humans…a disgrace to the natural world. Ok so you all want to know the details of my famous walk across the road?”
“YEA!” The crowd shouted and cheered.
“Well it all began one morning and I looked outside and I saw a cloud shaped like a heart. Well, in Chickenism, the religion of the chickens we believe clouds tell the future. You just have to walk across the road to see it. The heart meant love so love was right across the street for me. Many chcikens don’t make it because of inconsiderate humans and their huge cars. Did you know that Hummers and Escalades acount for more than 100 chicken deaths…”
“Umm…WE DON ’T CARE FINISH THE STORY !” The frazzeled reporter screamed.
“Well, due to you behavior, your wish is not granted.”