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Will the real chicken please come up?

Suddenly Borat came in.
“BORAT BORAT BORAT BORAT !!!” The crowd cheered.
“Now now people, lets all be verrry nice to the chicken so we can all know…righhht??”
“YEA!!!” The crowd cheered again.
“So I saw the cloud with the heart so I crossed the road. And I saw Michael Jackson. So I ran back to the other side.”
The crowd all held their breath.
“Erm..thankyou chicken. For the umm disturbing story. Now will the real chicken please come up?”

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