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Pose as a store employee. Plant yourself infront of the video game display and start playing the demo versions. When you have customers ask you questions, just ignore them. Pretend that you are on your “break”. When you reach a certain level, leave the console.

Walk to the jewlery department where they sell alarm clocks. Set them to go off in five minute intervals. Leave before anyone catches you in the act.

Next go to the snackbar and get some orange juice. Make your way to the restroom. As your on your way make an orange juice trail to resemble pee.

Go to the service desk and make phony pages over the Pa system. Make sure one of them is a clean up in isle 5. Page employees to assist customers in sections of the store that dont exist.

Finally return to the jewlery department and get on the Pa system. Make phony pages about there being an auction at the jewlery counter. Wait for a large group of people to congregate. Then make loud obnoxious pages for the manager.